new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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