that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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