Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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