I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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