Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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