No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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