Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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