i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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