I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
