i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
