butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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