I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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