I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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