So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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