I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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