Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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