She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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