It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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