is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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