Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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