I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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