her vagine was all disorganized.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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