sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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