i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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