Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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