Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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