Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She even gives head with a lisp.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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