And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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