Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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