lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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