She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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