What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Farmville is her only friend.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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