The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
