ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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