Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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