Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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