I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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