yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Sext me about skeletons
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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