yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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