I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
soo... how was my night?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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