she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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