Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i would punch a child for taco bell
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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