We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
