if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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