I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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