I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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