Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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