Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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