Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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