One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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