I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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